I only post this to keep from CRYING . . . .

This is what my backyard looks like after today's storm . . .


As a result this is what my floor looks like just inside the backdoor . . .


This picture doesn't even do it justice. This floor matches the floor in my bedroom except the muddy foot prints are actually thousands of little teeny tiny mud drops that I can only assume came off of a shaking muddy monster dog.
Yard Fairy, Yard Fairy, where ever you may be PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE save me from this horrible mess that is my yard!

-And yet even after posting about it . . .it is still so NOT FUNNY!