Funny Kids

"Janie, you are so pretty, you look like a princess."

Janie, "I not a tincess, I sooterman en a tincess dess!"

Alrighty then

Ryan,"Hey mom when it's morning and the sun is not out and it is still a little dark outside, will you wake me up?"

Me,"Buddy when the sun is not out in the morning, I will still be sleeping."

Ryan," (sigh . . . .) okay . . . . . .

"Then I'll wake you up!"

Thanks buddy!

Ryan,"I got in trouble at school today, the teacher keeps making me go to time out!"

Nana,"Why do you keep getting in trouble?"

Ryan,"I dunno."

Nana, "What does the teacher say when you are in trouble?"

Ryan,"I dunno, I have my ears plugged the whole time!"

NICE